I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
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Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
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So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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