I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Randomize
