all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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