HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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