Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
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JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
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She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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