Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
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I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
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Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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