Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
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We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
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DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
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