She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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