You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I've blown a few things in my day
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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