Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
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Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
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Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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