the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
These 23 People Had Crazy Sex With Complete Strangers
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
23 Medical Examiners Reveal The Most Disturbing Causes Of Death They’ve Seen
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.