dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
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she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
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I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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