We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.