Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I still have a little drunk in my system
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Randomize
