at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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