Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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