dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I party with great urgency now.
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