I wish I could punch you in the face.
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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