Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
