How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
never play flip cup with pint glasses
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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