I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
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He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
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They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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