I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
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just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
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Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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