summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Randomize
