There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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