U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
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I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
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Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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