I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
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