I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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