Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
