so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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