'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
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Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
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Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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