Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Just took my morning after pill in the library
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
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Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
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Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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