IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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