just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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