halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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