Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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