Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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