if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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