big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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