god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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