We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
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I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
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Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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