That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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