Dual....:-)
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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