I need help removing her.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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