so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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