That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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