He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
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Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
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Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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