try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
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So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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