physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I think I won the penis lottery.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
There was a lot of him and a little penis
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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