Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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