He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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