My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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