The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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