if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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