Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
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There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
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Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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