I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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