Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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